recently declassified phone conversation between

the President and Vice President of the United States

Eagle 1- GW Bush

Boomer- Dick Cheney

operator: Mr. President, the Vice President is on the line.

Eagle 1- Dick,

Boomer- Yes George.

Eagle 1- Dick, I just got finished watching that-

Boomer- Mr. President, I can assure you that-

Eagle 1- I know you’ve told me before, but I want your word on this!

Boomer- Mr. President, I swear, if we had a Stargate you’d be the first to know.

Eagle 1- okay,

(pause, static)

Eagle 1- And send that Ahmadinejad guy another box of ties, make ’em clip on this time, he’s an

embarassment to us all.

Boomer-Yes Mr. President, anything else?

Eagle 1- No Dick, over and out.

(pause)

Eagle 1- ?, over and out Dick.

(pause)

Boomer- (sigh) 10-4 Mr. President.

(disconnect, click, static)

jan 5, 2008