So offensive as to be worthy of Jihad ?

Mohammed walks into a bar with a duck on top of his head.

The bartender takes a look at him and tells him to get the heck out.

Mohammed leaves and comes back half an hour later with a penguin on top of his head.

The bartender looks at him again and tells him loudly to get the heck out of his bar.

Mohammed leaves and comes back in an hour wearing a fedora.

The bartender lets him sit at the bar and serves him a beer.

The other patrons look at the bartender and ask him what changed?

The bartender says “like all good businessmen all I’m looking for is a reasonable prophet”.

may 20, 2010