The major players of the Chrysler bankruptcy: Chrysler-Fiat, Treasury, The Congress and the President have found synergy with the major players of the Guantanamo Bay Detention camp: the Joint Task Force, the Congress and the President.
In a hallway meeting, an epiphany of “them is us” has allowed for the creation (yet to be announced) of the new Chrysler-Fiat Guantanamo concept and testing plant.
Ron Gettelfinger announced “We’re going to take those 200 terrorist (designees) and show them what a real brotherhood is all about! Next to the UAW, Al Quaida doesn’t stand a chance!” When asked about how the UAW would hope to contend with the promise of 72 virgins, Gettelfinger responded “72 virgins after death? hrumph. Wait till they see one our local meetings while they’re alive!”
more to come
may 6, 2009