? so offensive to be worthy of Jihad ?
Moh’d the Prophet takes his army of 10,000 and surrounds the Wahibist telling them they are not true muslims and they must submit to him or perish. The wahibist submit and join Moh’d army.
Moh’d then takes his army of 20,000 and surrounds the Sunni’s telling them they are not true muslims and they must submit to him or perish. The sunni’s are scared witless, submit and join Moh’d army. Moh’d then takes his army of 30,000 and surrounds the Shiites, telling them they are not true muslims and they must submit to him or die.
The Shiite leader comes out on his camel with a piece of paper, saying “I am Iftar and this is from our God, and it says the Shiite’s are the true muslim! Attack if you will! Our Shiite God will protect us and you will be destoyed!” Iftar then gets off his camel, draws a line in the sand, and then goes back to his people. Moh’d becomes enraged, gathers up his army, all 30,000, shouting ALLAH AKBAR and all ride forward waving their swords to slaughter the Shiites.
The moment the horde crosses the line drawn in the sand a massive 25,000 ton pile of crap falls from the sky, engulfing and crushing the oncoming army and killing Moh’d.
As the dust and sand settle, the avenging army of Moh’d destroyed, a voice comes down from the heavens “Iftar, clean your glasses! It does NOT say “Shiite!””
aug 10, 2013