For Immediate release: Microscopic black holes in the L.H.C. initials.

Professor Emiratus Charvus ‘de Ebullance

Sitting Eisner chair Columbia Particle Physics

Large Hadron Collider “looky-loo” group at Fermi

Mssr’s.

It is the opinion of the Fermi LLG that the probability that the LHC will produce a world ending cataclysmic event are well within the ‘but this is really exiciting stuff’ range of error that we Physicists use when deciding whether or not to go ahead with these things.

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sept 10,2008