35 years after she led a suicide attack that killed 38 Isreali civilians, including children, the legend of Dalal Mughrabi grows larger than life with the release of the “Legend of Dalal Mughrabi, the Sex tape: Dalal does Dallas!!!”
chapter one- ‘blow me up, blow me down’
chapter two- ‘what is that hiding under my hijab? (taking a hard look)’
chapter three- ‘what will I do with 72 virgins in paradise? I’ll show you!!!’
The historical significance of the ‘Legend of Dalal’ cannot be underestimated, says Professor Ibn-al Fatah el shieki, sitting chair of Palestinian factoids at Tuttles university recently stated “the apparent appearance of a so called ‘sex tape’ from 35 years ago in reality shows the healthy imaginings of a young and (incredibly) flexible woman on her way to self awareness through exploration of the body and spirit. WOW.
The fact that she ended her life by ‘blowing herself up’ is either the cruelest of ironies, or the greatest of Freudian slips.
Although for years, a whisper of a story has circulated that she was unknowingly involved, as she had become an embarrassment to the PLO leadership, and she was surreptitiously contacted by Yasser in the guise of a Hollywood producer, and asked if she would be interested in getting in a huge movie doing a ‘blow job’. The story goes she ‘auditioned’ on Yasser, he ‘gave’ her the part, told her to be on a bus at this time and date, history is made and an embarrassment removed. That’s the story anyway.”