1: never slap a cannibal on the back and say “Well Done!”
2: never ask a cannibal “okay, what’s eating you?”
3: don’t ask, everything does taste like chicken.
4: having a rabbi for dinner does NOT automatically mean
5: child cannibals are not always pickney eaters (obscure).
August 24, 2014
Mecca, Saudi Arabia
A twitter induced flash mob congregates around what used to be the “Kaaba”, temporarily ‘uncapped’ to make it into the worlds largest tiddley-wink pot.
As Mecca Game-meister Adhan al Umar Bilal al Bukhari calls out to over 400,000 tiddley-wink aficionados, “On your knees you bloody winkers, try not to scrunge!
Allah Akbar you winkies!”
Authenticated by Roland Asher Fishburn-hide, (smuggled into Mecca to authenticate the holding for the TW booklet of world records) a memorial squidger was presented, and it is rumored that a special and video cd will be available soon.